Especially idiots. In fact, I love giving out money to people who gamble it away stupidly. Or better yet, whenever I see someone drunk or on drugs, I give some of my hard earned money to do with it as they please. Do you like doing this too? I thought so! I bet you love it when a friend comes to you and asks for money you just earned when you know they don’t have a job themselves. I bet you love it when your teenager asks for money after grumbling while doing one chore in the house over the course of a whole month. In fact, I bet you give the money away and hope they never learn their lesson and come back to you for more!
If you’re like me, then you loved the recent home mortgage bail out bill that the President just passed!
I am SOOOO glad that President Bush caved in to the massive amounts of idiots…um…constituents…in the United States and passed a bill to bail out idiots by giving away money to them (i.e. your and my money–what? Did you think it grew on government trees? Newsflash…our government is like our parents…NOT MADE OF MONEY).
What bill? What bail out? The bill that President Bush just passed to help bail out people struggling with foreclosures and bad home mortgages. Basically, there are a bunch of stupid people that decided you CAN get a free lunch in this country, so our hard earned taxes are going to help these stupid people out of the stupid situation THEY got THEMSELVES into by signing stupid mortgages.
I am 34…not 74. I am not at the age to start claiming to the grandkids that I walked 8 miles in the snow uphill both ways to Elementary school. BUT, I do still remember catchy phrases like “There’s no such thing as a free lunch.” For those of you who are idiots and don’t understand what this phrase means, let me enlighten you. It means that every time you think you’re getting a spectacular deal–one that seems to good to be true–then it IS too good to be true and only stupid people would make such a deal.
Am I a stupid person? Yes, I have made stupid people mistakes. But I decided I wasn’t going to be a stupid person for life. And the only way out of being a stupid person for life, is to live with the consequences you make for yourself and get your own butt out of them. Does this mean you can’t ask for help? By no means! Ask for friends to give you guidance, read books on people who have been successful, pray, think, work hard….anything that means you aren’t looking to someone else to bail you out.
Becoming a stupid person is like being a member of a gang…you have to do stupid shit to get into the gang and the only way out, is a complete beat down. There isn’t an easy way out. But there are those who have gotten out. And they chose the hard way out…because the easy way does not lead out of the gang–ONLY the hard way out does.
For any of you not recognizing the significance of a government bail out yet, let me enlighten you–it’s like the sentence handed down to Paris Hilton for her DUI situation (i.e. how are stupid people ever going to learn to take care of themselves if someone is always there covering up or bailing them out).
For any of you reading this and thinking “Hey now…the economy is rough…banks are big meanies…foreclosures are rough,” please put down your bag of name brand Oreo cookies and your Playstation PS2 and try to think that perhaps the economy isn’t so rough if you’re still gaining weight and playing video games (some starving African children might agree with me here). And for those of you considering foreclosure, bankruptcy, stealing, robbing, etc…remember, YOU got YOU into the situation–YOU should get YOU out of the situation or else you’ll just do it again. Do you really want to be Stupid For Life? (insert stupid gang symbol)
And for those of you who enjoy handing out your money to stupid people…keep on doing it. I, for one, have decided that I would rather learn from my stupid mistakes by getting my own butt up and out of the situation I built for myself. I don’t want to be Stupid for Life. Nor am I going to enable others to be Stupid for Life by giving out handout’s.
Ok…seriously…put the Oreos down. Nuf said.
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